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oh brother...otm
« on: October 03, 2008, 12:05:31 PM »
From Scotty's Desk
October 3rd, 2008

Hey Eric,

I have some good news and bad news for you.  Let's start off with the bad news:

A couple of weeks ago I sent you an email letting you know that I have a BIG project in the works.  I also told you that this project is much different than anything I've ever done, and that it might even shock you.

I must admit, I was FLOORED with how many emails I got with people begging me to tell them what I was up to.
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This project is so controversial and will raise A LOT of eyebrows in the fighting world that I actually had to have my lawyer look over some last minute details before I could announce it to the world.

So the "bad news" is that is that I haven't quite gotten the "green light" from my lawyer to make an official announcement.  So you're going to have to wait a couple more days to find out what it is.

And now for the good news!

The good news is that, I just got off the phone with my lawyer, and from what he tells me, I'm 99% sure that we're going to be able to make a big announcement this coming Monday, October 6, 2008.

However, there's not going to be anything for you to BUY this Monday.

But if you're open-minded and really want to take your life to the next level, you're going to get a very special gift from me this Monday.

I feel so strongly about what I'm doing with this project that my aim is to start a "revolution" of sorts in the fighting world.  Would you like to join me?

Unfortunately, not everyone reading this is going to able to join the revolution.  If you're left out, I apologize in advance.

Now it wouldn't be fair if I didn't give you a hint as to what I have in store for you this Monday.  Here we go:  the gift I'm sending out is for men only and you must be 18 years or older to join the revolution.

It's not anything x-rated, but some people might think it's on the "racy" side.  If you're interested, be sure to check your email box this upcoming Monday.

On Monday, I'm going to send you an email titled, "The Revolution Begins Now."  Be sure you open it and read it.

That moment may very well be a turning point in your life.

Talk to you then,

 
Scotty


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Re: oh brother...otm
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2008, 12:11:12 PM »
OTM penis pills?
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Re: oh brother...otm
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2008, 12:16:28 PM »
red pill or blue?

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Re: oh brother...otm
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2008, 12:31:26 PM »
LOL i got the same email.  ;D
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Re: oh brother...otm
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2008, 01:08:55 PM »
LOl

extendz imo

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Re: oh brother...otm
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2008, 01:09:03 PM »
WTF?

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Re: oh brother...otm
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2008, 01:11:28 PM »
LOl

extendz imo

no, a harness to keep it from dragging on the floor


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Re: oh brother...otm
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2008, 01:20:33 PM »
I'm guessing he's been hanging out with Lloyd and CRJ?


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Re: oh brother...otm
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2008, 01:29:07 PM »
I'm guessing he's been hanging out with Lloyd and CRJ?
beat me to it.  I half wonder if Rhadi Furgeson is going to jump out of my mailbox and beat me mercilessly.

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Re: oh brother...otm
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2008, 01:42:52 PM »
I got it, too...how annoying.
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Re: oh brother...otm
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2008, 03:01:48 PM »
did they move the international hq to Nigeria, and will they want money upfront?

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Re: oh brother...otm
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2008, 03:04:26 PM »
did they move the international hq to Nigeria, and will they want money upfront?

that scambait thread is pure gold

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Re: oh brother...otm
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2008, 03:39:30 PM »
did they move the international hq to Nigeria, and will they want money upfront?
we can access the money in the account for an $11,500 processing fee.
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Re: oh brother...otm
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2008, 12:10:00 AM »
i wondered what the fuck could be so revolutionary,

so i checked the website for any clues , damn..he wasnt kidding

http://onthemats.com/






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Re: oh brother...otm
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2008, 12:17:07 PM »
i wondered what the fuck could be so revolutionary,

so i checked the website for any clues , damn..he wasnt kidding

http://onthemats.com/






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